Post by Gabriele Svelto

Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

Long time no absurd post for Dune Sietchposting, so here's a fresh one.

The forms of Schulz have been obeyed.

#Dune #shitpost

The "It was a dark and stormy night" Peanuts strip where Lucy asks Snoopy to start with "Once upon a time" instead, but it's been turned into an absurdist Lynch's Dune meme.

In the first panel Snoopy is typing "It was a dark and stormy night.". Then comes Lucy and asks "The scene at castle Caladan?". She sits on Snoopy's doghouse and tells him: "You should spice up the Gom Jabbar a bit". Finally she walks away saying "And for the father nothing". Snoopy contemplates for a bit and finally types "The sleeper must awaken" in an Orthodox Herbertarian font.

2026-06-23 20:59 UTC · Public · edited

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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

Monday morning Dune Sietchposting

Sweet tooth mentat

#Dune #shitpost

A photo of my hand holding a few wild strawberries. My fingers are visibly stained. The caption says "It is by wood berries alone that the jam acquires taste. The fingers acquire stains. The stains are a sign of ripeness. It is by the wood berries alone that the jam acquires taste."

spoiler: the joke plays on the mentat litany invented by Brad Dourif for Lynch's Dune

2026-07-06 07:12 UTC · Public

Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

I mean, seriously, how could they resist?

#Dune #meme

2026-07-09 09:43 UTC · Public

Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

More Dune Sietchposting for you

Muad'y Poppins is back!

#Dune #MaryPoppins #meme

A two panel meme made with screenshots from the movie Mary Poppins. In the top panel Jane Banks is saying "My brother is coming with many fremen warriors" like Alya towards the end of Lynch's Dune. In the bottom panel Bert is dancing with the other chimney sweeps.

2026-09-22 20:48 UTC · Public

Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

Dug through my old Dune sietchposts to find one with Patrick Stewart and here you go, tonight we give water to the dead.

My name is Paul Muad'Dib and I want to be a prophet!

#Dune #PatrickStewart #MonkeyIsland

First panel: a still from David Lynch's movie Dune (1984). Patrick Stewart as Gurney Halleck says:

Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay. Not fighting!

Second panel: a still from "The Secret of Monkey Island". Guybrush Threepwood is having a sword-fight with a pirate and says:

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

2026-10-29 20:57 UTC · Public · edited

Anneke @Anneke@front-end.social

@gabrielesvelto my favourite tidbit is when he sat next to Sting on the set of Dune, and he asked Sting about himself. “I’m in the police”, he said, and Stewart was confused why he would be on the set 😂

2026-10-29 20:59 UTC · Public

Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

@Anneke yeah that was hilarious!

2026-10-29 21:01 UTC · Public